So, who is this guy?
No Idea. He just sort of turned up one day.
Write a lot does he?
Used to - reams of the stuff: poetry, novels, fiction books. Even wrote a flamin' encyclopedia once.
But not much here.
Nope.
Why not?
Dunno, guess it requires too much effort.
So what changed?
Time and the pure essences of heaven, the sun and the moon all worked upon a certain rock throughout creation...
Um....that's the start of Monkey.
Oh yes sorry.
Are you skirting the issue?
Nope - he's a guy - it'd have to be 'kilting the issue'.
Stop it and answer the question.
Which, I can't do both!
Answer the question.
The ultimate question?
Don't you dare say Forty-Two or any combination thereof!
I wasn't going to!
I bet.
I mean it.
Ok.
forty-two
What?!!!
Only kidding. You want the answer right?
Yes. I mean, I have been coming here expecting to see more of the words of wisdom from this guy and, aside from one or two points, it's just been drivel.
Personally, I think he's afraid of writing.
What the f*ck for?
HIs words have been twisted before.
So, that happens to everyone.
You know he was broken and fixed up.
Yeah, yeah - so's my grandmother.
Really?
No, it's a saying - get on with it.
It's a fear of saying what is there - he's been in hiding too long.
What from.
Himself.
Who?
Him?
Me?
You?
You?
Me?
Wow.
Yeah, wow.