Misheard Lyrics

'39

Original Lyrics:
Don't you hear my call though you're many years away?
Don't you hear me calling you?
All your letters in the sand cannot heal me like your hand
All my life still ahead, pity me.

• Don't you hear my call though you're twenty years away?
  Don't you hear me calling you?
  All your letters in the sand cannot heal me like your hand
  All my life still ahead, pay me.
  

Original Lyrics: Pity me.

• Mini-me
  
• Silly me
  
• Dity me
  
• Dirty me

Original Lyrics:
Though I'm older but a year

• Though I'm old and out of gear

Original Lyrics:
All your letters in the sand cannot heal me like your hand
All my life still ahead, pity me.

• All the letters in the sand for the day, I take your hand
  In the land that our grandchildren knew.
  

Original Lyrics:
For the day, I'll take your hand
In the land that our grandchildren knew.

• For the day i'll take your hand
  In the land that I'll grant you renew.
  

Original Lyrics:
In the year of '39, assembled here the volunteers.

• In the year of'39, a simple herder fell in tears.
  
• In the year of'39
  A simple year of volunteers.
  

Original Lyrics:
All your letters in the sand cannot heal me like your hand
All my life still ahead, pity me.

• Roger lives in the sand on the day I take your hand
  In the land my grandchildren knew.
  

Original Lyrics:
Still ahead, pity me.

• Still I hate Pity Smith.
  
• Still I hate pity me.
  

A Kind Of Magic

Original Lyrics:
The bell that rings inside your mind.

• The man that rings inside your mind.
  

A Winter's Tale

Original Lyrics:
A breathtaking scene

• A grass-taking seed
  

Another One Bites The Dust

Original Lyrics:
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
Machine guns ready to go.

• Arsehole sound but the sound of his feet
  Machine guns ready to go.
  

Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.

• Abramos las Papitostis [ Papitostis is a potato chip brand. Abramos las Papitostis means Let's open the Papitostis.]
• Annamose a fa' du' toast [Roman dialect for 'let's go have two toasted sandwiches'.]
• Another Black and Decker Duster
  
• Another one bites my crotch.
  
• Another one bites my nuts.
  
• Another one bites the bust.
  
• I'm never gonna fight the dust.
  
• Another one likes the rust.
  
• Another one burns the toast.
  
• Another one bites the duck.
  
• Another one fights the doctor.
  
• Another one bites the butt.
  
• Another Kawi turns to rust!
  
• I don't want to fight the doctor.
  
• Another one bites the crust
  
• Another one bites the crutch.
  
• Another one bites the cusp.
  
• Another one bites the cups.
  
• Another one bites the dunce.
  
• Another one busta dusta.
  
• Another one by Sa Dust
  
• Another one drives the bus.
  
• Another one fights the duck.
  
• Another one fights the gust.
  
• Another one likes the bust.
  
• A number one foxy duck
  
• I'll never once ride the bus
  
• Another one rides the bus
  
• Another one likes the rust
  
• Another one burns the toast
  
• I never wanna bite the dust.
  
• Your number one buy's a Datsun.
  
• Another one buster duster
  
• Another one fights the lust
  
• Another one lights the pus
  
• Another one rides the bus
  
• A mother run bite the bust.
  
• Another one pest to pest

Original Lyrics:
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet.

• Ain't no sound but the sound of speed.
  

Original Lyrics:
Bite the dust, hey!

• Albino doctah! [doctor]
  

Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust
And another one does, and another one does
Another one bites the dust.

• Another one pint of dust
  And a number one bus and a number one bus
  Another one pint of dust.
  

Original Lyrics:
I'm standin' on my on two feet.

• Are you hangin' on the edge of your seat?
• I'm standing on my own debris.
  

Original Lyrics:
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing in my own two feet.

• Are you ready, are you ready for this?
  Are you hangin' on the edge of your cleats?
  
• Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
  Are you standing at the edge of your seat?
  
• Are you ready? Are you ready for this?
  Are you hangin' on the edge of your seat?
  
• Are you ready? Are you waiting for you?
  Are you ready for my alpha-beta?
  

Original Lyrics:
Bite the dust, hey!

• Fightin' and fussin'
  
• Fight and fuss, yeah!
• Find a doctor!
  
• Mighty dusty!
  
• I'm adopted!
  

Original Lyrics:
Out of the doorway the bullets rip

• I don't know where the bullets rip
  
• I don't wait to pull the strip.
  

Original Lyrics:
Out of the doorway, the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat, look out.

• Out of the doorway the bullets rip
  Repeating to the sound of the beat.
  
• Out of the doorway, the bullets rip
  Are you ready for your alpha-beta?
  
• Out in the doorway, the bullets rip
  Repeating to the alpha-beta.
• I've been there when the bullets rip
  To the sound of the beat.
  
• Out of the doorway the bullets rip
  Into the side of the beast.
  

Original Lyrics:
Bite the dust
Bite the dust, hey!

• Ride the bus
  I'm adopted!
  
• Right, you're dusted!
• Teradactyl
  

Original Lyrics:
Steve walks warrily down the street
His brim pulled way down low.

• See wokwrry down cement
  His bim pulled way ow oh.
  
• Steam rolls merrily down the street
  
• Steamboats barely down the street.
  
• Steamboats barreling down the street to the people way down low
  
• Steamrollers barreling down the street
  A we oh way ah oh
  
• Steamrollers barrellin' down the street
  
• Steamwalks barrelin' down the street
  People way down low.
  
• Steve walks squarely down the street
  With his pre-pulled why-aye 'lo. ['Why-aye' is the stereotypical greeting of 'Geordies' (i.e. people from Newcastle, England).]
  
• Street poles wander down the street
  They limbo way down low.
  
• Streetcars barreling down the street to crinkle when I ope
  
• Streetcars barreling down the street
  To creme cup when I loaf.
  
• Streetwalks barrelling down the street, Ed Kranepool where'd I go?
• Steamwalks barrelin' down the street
  People way down low.
• Steep walk rarely down the street
  A pimple way down low.
  

Original Lyrics:
You can beat him, you can cheat him
You can treat him bad
and leave him when he's down.

• you can beat him, you can cheat him,
  you can treat him badly,
  and leave him when he's dying.
  
• You can beat him, you can cheat him
  You can take him to bed.
  
• You can eat 'em, you can heat 'em
  'Cuz they make me glad
  But then they are all gone.
  

Barcelona

Original Lyrics:
Un instinto me guiaba.

• I stink of eggy llama.
  
• You stink of eggy marmite.
  

Bicycle Race

Original Lyrics:
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle

• Bi-sexual, bi-sexual, bi-sexual
  

Original Lyrics:
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties, oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls, they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties, oh yeah!

• Bicycle races are coming your way
  So forget all your duties all year!
  Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
  So look out for their cooties, oh yeah!
  

Original Lyrics:
Bicycle Race, Bicycle Race, Bicycle Race

• Buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes

Original Lyrics:
Bicycle Race

• By yourself
  

Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be a candidate for Vietnam or Watergate.

• Don't want to be a candidate for Being number one again.
  
• Don't want to be a candidate for Being on the watergate.
  

Original Lyrics:
Cartier, I say please.

• Gaudiet, I say ease.
  
• Honey, yea? I say sneeze.
  
• God yay, I say please.
  

Original Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein, or Superman,
all I wanna do is bicycle!

• I don't believe in Peter Pan, Jesus Christ, or Superman,
  all I wanna do is bicycle!
  
• I don't believe in Peter Pan
  Fucking Steinersuperman
  All I wanna do is bicycle.
  
• I don't believe in pizza pie, Jesus Christ, or Superman
  All I wanna do is bicycle!
  

Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be the President of America.

• I don't wanna be a has-been of America.
  

Original Lyrics:
I want to ride my bycycle
I want to ride my bike.

• I want to ride my bicycle
  I want to ride a dyke.
  

Body Language

Original Lyrics:
You got the cutest ass I've ever seen
Knock me down for a six anytime!

• You got the cutest ass I've ever seen
  Knock me down for a six and a nine!
  

Bohemiam Rhapsody

Original Lyrics:
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.

• Beelzebub has a devil for a cyborg - me!
  
• Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard - me!
  
• Beelzebub has a devil for a son - that's me!
  
• Beelzebub has a devil for a son for me.
  
• Beelzebub has a devil for a son, poor me.
  
• Beelzebub has a devil put his sights on me.
  
• Beelzebub has the devil put his sights on me.
  
• Beelzelbug has a cyborg for me.
  
• Cheesy bum has a devil for a son for me.
  
• Put a barrel on a sock for meee!
  
• The albatross is a very frightening bird indeed.
  
• The owls above have a devil put aside for me.
• Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard, me.
  
• The owl and the goose and the devil has a sideboard
  
• The owl and the goose have a devil with a sideboard in Battersea.
  
• B.L., see boob, got a devil at her side for me
  
• Be as the bulb that the devil put a slide for me.
  
• Bealebum is the devil in disguise for me.
  
• Bealzebub has a devil for a sideboard Eeeeeeeeee!
  
• Bealzibub has a devil on the slide trombone
  
• Beelezebub 'cause the devil has a schythe for me.
  
• Beelzebub and his devil's in a son for me.
  
• Beelzebub and the devil will decide for me.
  
• Beelzebub had a devil put aside for me.
  
• Beelzebub has a broken motorcycle for me
  
• Beelzebub has a devil for a side kick, me.
  
• Beelzebub has a devil for a sidekick. Whee!
  
• Beelzebub has a devil at his side. Kick me!
  
• Beelzebub has a devil in the psychic tree.
  
• Beelzebub has a devil for a son for me.
  
• Beelzebub has a devil for a son named Steve.
  
• Beelzebub has a devil for a son, for me
  
• Beelzebub has a devil in his side.
  
• Beelzebub has a devil motorcycle for me.
  
• Beelzebub has a sweet potato pie for me.
  
• Beelzebub has a table put aside for me.
  
• Beelzebub in a rebel motorcycle tree-ee-ee.
  
• Beelzebub is a devil with his sights on me.
  
• Beelzebub, has the devil got a sideboard, wheee.
  
• Beelzebus has a table put aside for me.
  
• Beelzelbub has a devil for a sidecar, me.
  
• Beetle Bug has the metal mutt dried for me.
  
• Beelzebub has a devil for a disciple? me, poor me, poor me
  
• Beelzebub has a devil of a sideboard
  
• Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard me
  
• Beezelbub has a sandwich put aside for me
  
• Beezelbub has a sandwich put aside for me
  
• Beezlzebub has a devil for disciple, me.
  
• Bielzebub is a devil in a safe for me
  
• Bielzebub can a devil be set aside for me.
  
• Bill and Bob put the devil in a sock for me.
  
• Bill the bug has a demo of a swine for me
• Fealsagroup has the devil for the sight of me.
• Piere is cold, and has a devil motorcycle me
  
• Pierre, the crook, put a devil inside of me.
• That Albert Brooks has a devil of a cyborg knee.
  
• The Alamo has a devil on the side for me.
  
• The Earl's a boot has a devil put aside for me.
  
• The Ellzebrook has a devil for my son for me, for me.
  
• The Institute has a devil put aside for me.
  
• The algebra has a devil for a son for me.
  
• The algebra has a devil put aside for me.
• The algebra has a pebble on the sidewalk-me!
  
• The algebra has done the right dondo me for me, for me
  
• The algebra hasn't ever been exciting me.
  
• The algebra that the devil put aside for me.
  
• The alsepoop has a devil put aside for me.
  
• The antelope has a diesel power cyborg.
  
• The earl-ze-boo has a table put aside for me.
  
• The elves above have a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.
  
• The owls above had a telephoto sight for meee.
  

Original Lyrics:
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very frightening me!

• Blunderbirds are shiteing
  What a load of white things wee.
• Thunderbolt enlightening
  Very, very frightening.
• Send a bolt and lightning
  Very, very frightening bee.
• Sudden bolt of lightning, very very frightening.
• Thunder and lightening--always exciting me
• Thunder posted lightning
  Thunder, bolt of lightning
  Very, very frightening, flee!
  Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening indeed!
  
  

Original Lyrics:
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

• I'm just a little boy, nobody loves me.
  

Original Lyrics:
Bismilliah!

• Wish me luck.
  
• Drink Miller!
  
• Ich vill nicht ( 'Ich vill nicht' means 'I will not' in German.)
  
• I will not.
  
• Iscth vill nacht.('Iscth vill nacht' is German for 'Be still, let's go.')
  
• Mir ist Nacht.
  
• Miss Miller
  
• Mitch Miller
  
• They still laugh.
  
• This miller!
  
• Vince Miller
  
• Barmitzfah!!
  
• Bette Midler!!
• Dismiss her!
• He's a killer.
• Kristallnacht
• Mamma mia
  

Original Lyrics:
Little high, little low

• Little high, little stoned
  

Original Lyrics:
Will you do the fandango?

• Should I do the shmalango?
• Will you do the bandando?
  
• Will you do the gang bango?
• Will you fattendattendo?
  

Original Lyrics:
Too late, my time has come
Send shivers down my spine, body's is aching all the time.

• Too late, my time has come
  Sends sugar down my spice, but is aching all the time.
  
• Too late, my time has come
  Sends sugar down my spice
  
• But is aching all the time.
  Too late, my time has come
  
• Gonna take me to a crime
  Gonna take me all the time.
• Sends shivers down my spine
  But he's aching all the time.
  

Original Lyrics:
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

• Is the real life? Is is just Battersea?
  
  

Original Lyrics:
Any way the wind blows

• 50 ways the wind blows
  
• Anywhere the wind slows
• Hit me where the winds blow
  
• Hit me as the wind blow
  
• Hit me with a window
  
• Hit me with the windows
  

Original Lyrics:
Bismillah, no, we will not let you go.

• Bitch move now, we will not let him go.
• Esperanto!
  We will not let you go.
• Ist vill nacht! No we will not let you go
  
• This will nacht! No we will not let you go.
• Makes me laugh!
  No, we will not let you go.
• Tequila! No, we will not let you go!
• These smell-a!
  No, we will not let you blow.
• This miller, no!
• We will na
  No, we will not let you go!
• Wish me luck!
  Now we will not let you go
  

Original Lyrics:
No escape from reality

• Bohemian Rhapsody
  

Original Lyrics:
Bohemian Rhapsody

• Bohemian Rap City
  
• Bohemian Rap cd
  
• Bohemian rap shoddy
• Rhino Blasphy
  

Original Lyrics:
Scaramouche, Scaramouche

• Bubba boosh, bubba boosh
• Come on, push, come on, push!
• Fairly loose, fairly loose
• Got a mousch, got a mousch
• Gotta move, gotta move
• In the mouse, in the mousse
• Saw a tooth, saw a tooth.
• Scattermoose, scattermoose
• Squalamoosh, Squalamoosh
  
• Suck a moose suck a moose
• There's a douche, there's a douche.
  

Original Lyrics:
Mama, just killed a man.
Put a gun against his head,
pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

• Bubba just killed a man,
  Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger,
  now he's dead.
• Mama just killed a man
  Put a butt against his head
  Pull my finger, now he's dead.
• Mama, just killed a man.
  Put his guts up to his head
  Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
• My mama just killed a man.
  She put my gun against his head
  Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
• Pulled my finger, now he's dead.

Original Lyrics:
Can't do this to me, baby.

• Can you listen to me baby?
  
• Can your lips to me, baby.
  
• Capture this to me, baby.
• Riddle this to me, baby.
• Tender kiss to me, baby.
  
• Tender lips to me, baby.
  
• Tender this to me baby.
  

Original Lyrics:
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?

• Caught a moose, caught a moose! Do you shop at Fandango?
• Gotta moosh, gotta moosh, gotta do the fandango.
• He's got a moose, got a moose
  They'll do the fandango
• He's gotta moosh, gotta mosh, will you do the fan tango?
• Need a douche, need a douche?
  No, I have a stiletto.
• S'gotta moose, s'gotta moose, will you do the Fandango?
• Scare a moose, scare a moose
  Can you play the damn banjo?
• Scare a moose, scare a moose
  Will you do the Bandando?
  
• Vanamoosh Vanamoosh Will you do the dumb lingo?
• Vanamoosh Vanamoosh Will you do the fat thang-o?
• You gotta move, you gotta move
  When you do the fandango.
  

Original Lyrics:
Galileo

• Donnie Lay, oh
• In the mayo
• Tommy lay, oh!
  

Original Lyrics:
Gallileo, Gallileo
Gallileo, Gallileo
Gallileo Figaro -- magnifico!

• Galileo, Galileo
  Galileo, Galileo
  Galileo Peekaboo -- magnifico!
• Galalio, galalio, galalio, galalio
  Galalio figroll-magnifico.
  

Original Lyrics:
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

• Gotta leave it all behind and take a cruise.
  
• Gotta leave you all behind and face the groove.
  

Original Lyrics:
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from his monstrosity.

• He just a poor boy from a poor family
  Sparing his life for his four sausages.
• He's just a poor boy from a Pole family
  Spare him his life from his monstrosity.
  
• He's just a poor boy from a poor family
  Spare him his life from his pork sausages.
  
• He's just a poor boy from a poor family
  Spare him his life from his warm sausages.
  
• He's just a poor boy from a poor family
  Sparing his life with this mong strossy tea.
  
• He's just a poor boy from a poor family
  Spare him his life for his afternoon tea.
  
• He's just a poor boy from a poor family
  Spare him his life for his pork sausageeees.
  
• He's just a poor boy from a poor family
  Spare him his life from this warm saucy tea.
  
• He's just a poor boy from a poor family
  Spare him his life from this warm sausage tea.
  
• He's just a poor boy from a poor family
  Spare him his life from this warm soft sette.
  
• He's just a poor boy from a poor family
  Sparing his for his mom's sausages.
  
• He's just a poor boy from a poor family
  Sparing his life from his strong sausage tea.
  
• He's just a poor boy from a pork factory
  Spare him his life from the Walls sausages.
• Spare him his life for his warm sausage tea!
  
• Spare him his life from his one sausage tea.
  
• Spare him his life from these warm sausages.
  
• Spare him his life from this pork sausage meat.
  
• Spare him this life from these pork sausages
  
• Spare me this life of banality.
  
• Spare me this song which I sing out of key.
  
• Sparing his life for a warm slice of cheese
  
• Sparing his life from his pork sausages.
  
• Sparing his life from his pork sausages
  
• Sparing his life from his pork, sauce, and tea.
  
• Sparing his life from these pork sausages
  
• Sparing his life from this warm saucy cheese.
  
• Sparing this life from his monstrosity
  

Original Lyrics:
I didn't mean to make you cry.

• I did mean to make you cry.
  

Original Lyrics:
I see a little sillouhetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche
Will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo!

• I see a little cigaretto of a man
  Scary moose, scary moose
  With a really fun dildo
  Chunda and lightning
  Very very frightening me
  Balileo, Balileo!
  
• I see a little silhouetto of a man,
  he's got a moosh,
  got a moosh,
  won't you do the slam-dan-go
  little bolts of lightening
  very very frightening,
  dolly-lay-o,
  dolly-lay-o
  
• I see a little silhouetto on the mantel
  A moosh, gotta moosh
  Gotta do the Fandango.
  
• I wear stilettos even though I am a man
  Scary moose, scary moose
  We've got duty-free mangos.
• Icy little cigarette on a man
  Scary moose scary moose
  With a really fun dingo
  

Original Lyrics:
I'm just a poor boy.

• I'm just a pool boy.
  
• I'm just a poor boy, I need those crispies.
  
• I'm just a pork boy in a pork family
  

Original Lyrics:
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

• If I'm not back in bed this time tomorrow
  

Original Lyrics:
Just gotta get right out of here

• Just gotta get right out of Mia.
  .

Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna die!

• Make me a cream pie.
  

Original Lyrics:
Mama, just killed a man.

• Mama just killed her dad
  
• Mama, just killed Maya.
  
• Mama, just killed a lamb.
• Mama, just killed a may
• Mama, just killed a mare.
• Mama, you're still the man.
  
• Mamma, just kill the man
  
• Momma, just filled the van.
  

Original Lyrics:
Nothing really matters to me.

• Nothing really matters, Timmy.

Original Lyrics:
Open your eyes,
Look up to the sky,
And see!

• Open your eyes,
  Look up to the sky,
  And heave!
  
• Open your flys, look up to the skys and pee.
  

Original Lyrics:
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

• So you think you can kill me and let me die.
  
• So you think you can lock me and leave me to die.
  
• So you think you can lock me up, leave me to die.
  
• So you think you can suck me and spit in my eye.
  
• So you think you can stomp me and spit in my eye.
  
• So you think you can stone me and spend my ire
  
• So you think you can stop me and sleaze my eye.
  
• So you think you can stop me and spin my eye
  
• So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye.
  
• So you think you can stop me from spilling my eyes
• So you think you can stop me from spinning my eyes
  So you think you can dump me and then say goodbye!
  
• So, you think you can kiss me and slit my eyes?
  

Original Lyrics:
Woah baby, don't do this to me baby.

• Woah baby, don't you wish to be? Maybe.

Breakthrough

Original Lyrics:
Breakthrough these barriers of pain
Breakthrough to the sunshine from the rain.

• Breakthrough these furry years of pain
  Breakthrough from the sunshine to the rain.
  

Original Lyrics:
I get religion quick, 'cos you're lookin' divine.

• I get religion quick, just a look in the Bible.
  

Original Lyrics:
If I could only reach you
that would really be a breakthrough

• If I could only reach you
  that would really be a grapefruit
• A fart only reach you
  

Original Lyrics:
Your face fills my mind.

• Your face feels like mine.
  

Bring Back That Leroy Brown

Original Lyrics:
Daddy Cool with a ninety dollar smile.

• Daddy Cool with a nineteen dollar smile.

Crazy Little Thing Called Love

Original Lyrics:
Crazy little thing called love

• Crazy little Tim Collants
• Crazy little thing, Karla
  
• Crazy little tin colour
• Praising little things go up
• Raise that little thing on up.
• Reginald thinks I'm on fire.
  

Original Lyrics:
I gotta be cool, relax, get hip!
Get on my track's

• I gotta be cool, relax, give in!
  And get off my sack
  
• I gotta have cool, x-lax,and give in
  And get off my sack.
• I gotta be cool, relax, get hit
  Get on life's tracks.
  

Original Lyrics:
She leaves me in a cool cool sweat

• She leaves me in a cuckoo's nest
  

Original Lyrics:
Take a long ride on my motorbike

• Take a long ride on a waterslide
• Take a long ride with the bonafide.
  

Original Lyrics:
This thing called love, I must get 'round to it.

• This thing called love, I must get rid of it.
  

Dancer

Original Lyrics:
Dancer! Dancer!

• Dandruff! Dandruff!
  

Dead On Time

Original Lyrics:
Leave on time, leave on time
Shake that rattle, gotta leave on time.

• Leave on time, leave on time
  Shake that booty when you leave on time.
  

Death On Two Legs

Original Lyrics:
You break the law and you preach

• You get you knowing to breach.
  

Don't Lose Your Head

Original Lyrics:
Don't get drunk and drive my car

• Don't get drunk and grab my gun.

Don't Stop Me Now

Original Lyrics:
Floating around in ecstasy.

• Floating around in extra sea.
  

Original Lyrics:
I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars.

• I'm a rocking chair on my way to Mars.
  

Original Lyrics:
I'm a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb
About to oh oh oh oh oh explode.

• I'm a sex machine ready to reload
  Like an enema
  About to oh oh oh oh oh explode.
  

Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna make a supersonic woman of you.

• I'm gonna make a Supersonic hedgehog of you.
  

Original Lyrics:
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call.

• If you wanna have a good time
  Just give me your car.
  

Original Lyrics:
Don't stop me.

• They're smoking.
  

Original Lyrics:
Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time

• Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a rubber tire
  

Original Lyrics:
Like an atom bomb

• Now get out of town.
  

Original Lyrics:
That's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit.

• That's why they call me Mr Baron Hyde.
  
• That's why they call me Mr Fareign High.
  
• That's why they call me Mr Valentine.
  

Don't Try Suicide

Original Lyrics:
Don't try suicide.

• Don't cry, Suzy-Pie.
  

Original Lyrics:
So you think it's the easy way out
Think you're gonna slash your wrists - this time!

• So you think it's the easy way out
  Think you're gonna slash your wrists - that's fine!
  

Dreamer's Ball

Original Lyrics:
Honey, though I'm aching.

• Running around naked.
  

Fat Bottom Girls

Original Lyrics:
Fat bottomed girls

• Black bottomed girls
  
• Flat bottom girls
  
• Half bottomed girls
• Flat Bonham girls
• That Bonham Girls
  
• That bottom girl
  
• Fat-Bottomed Girls
  
• Black-bottom girls
  
• Flat-bottomed girls

Original Lyrics:
Get on your bikes and ride!

• Get on their backs and ride!
• Get on your backs and writhe
• Get on your box of rice.
  

Original Lyrics:
Heap big woman
You made a bad boy out out of me.

• Hey big woman
  You made a fat boy outta me.
  
• Hey big woman
  you made a fag boy outta me
  
• Hey, big woman, you made black boy out of me.
  

Original Lyrics:
I was just a skinny lad

• I was just a skinny leg
  

Original Lyrics:
Now I've got mortgages and homes
I've got stiffness in the bones

• Now I've got mortgages and homes
  I've got syphilis in my balls
• I got bondages and ropes
  I own stiffness in me bones.
  
• All your bondages and hones.
• I've got more bitches and 'hoes.
• Now I got mortgages on homes
  You know I can feel the force.
  

Original Lyrics:
Big fat woman, you make a bad boy out of me.

• Big fat woman, you make a fat boy out of me.
  

Original Lyrics:
Down beside that red firelight.

• Down beside that red white light.
  
• Down beside that graphite light.
  
• Down beside the ref's white light.
  

Original Lyrics:
You make the rocking world go round

• You make the rocket world go round
  

Original Lyrics:
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me.

• I was just a skinny lad
  Never knew no good from bad
  But I knew love before I let my Elsie breathe
  Left alone with big fat fatty
  She was such a naughty Nanny
  Big, big woman, you made a fat boy out of me.
  
• I was just a skinny lad
  Never knew no good from bad
  But I knew love before I let my lust agree
  Left alone with big fat fatty
  She was such a naughty Natty
  Heave big woman, you made a bat boy out of me.
  
• I was just a skinny lad
  Never knew no good from bad
  But I knew life before I left my love - Sheree!
  

Fat Bottomed Girls

Original Lyrics:
Yes, yes

• Lhasa Apso
  

Father To Son

Original Lyrics:
A word in your ear

• A worm in your rear
  

Original Lyrics:
You won't understand a word that's in it.

• You won't understand the world I'm sinning.
  

Flash

Original Lyrics:
Dispatch war rocket Ajax
To bring back his body.

• Dispatch Warlock and Ajax
  To bring back his body.
• Dispatch war rocket agents to bring back his body.
  
• Dispatch warlocks from Asia
  To bring back his body.
  

Original Lyrics:
Saviour of the universe

• Dongtong Elizabeth
  

Original Lyrics:
Flash! Ah-ha!
He's a miracle.

• Flash! Ah-ha!
  He's a billy goat.
  
• Flash! Ah-ha!
  He's a mackerel.
• Splash! Ah-ha!
  

Original Lyrics:
Saviour of the Universe

• Leader of the Universe
  

Friends Will Be Friends

Original Lyrics:
Friends will be friends.

• France will be France.
  

Gimme The Prize

Original Lyrics:
Give me your kings
Let me squeeze them in my hands.

• Give me your keys
  Let me squeeze them in my hands.
  

Original Lyrics:
Move over! I said, 'Move over!'

• Lou Ella! I said, 'Lou Ella!'
  
• Move at her! I said move at her!
  

Original Lyrics:
Gimme the prize! Just gimme the prize!

• Gimme the fries! Just gimme the fries!
  

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy

Original Lyrics:
Oooh, lover boy, what're you doin' tonight?

• Oooh, lover boy, wipe your lips tonight.
  

Original Lyrics:
Hey boy, where'd you get it from?

• Hey, boy with the double chin
  

Original Lyrics:
I'd like for you and I to go romancing.

• I like to look fantastic.
  

Hammer To Fall

Original Lyrics:
Hammer to fall

• Havin' a ball
  

Original Lyrics:
Let the anaesthetic cover it all.

• I like your ass, better cover it all!
• Let the Addams Family cover it all!
  

Original Lyrics:
History won't care at all.

• If the real ones care at all
• Mr Reid won't care at all.
• Mystery not there at all.
• As though we don't care at all.
• Listerine won't care at all
  

Original Lyrics:
Lift your voice.

• Lift your bars.
  
• Lift your pants
  
• Lift your face.
  

Original Lyrics:
Lock your door cause rain is

• Let your dog cause rabies

Original Lyrics:
Rich or poor or famous

• Richard Gere is famous
  

Headlong.

Original Lyrics:
Reason's out the window,
You'd better hold on tight!

• Freezing down the wind,
  You'd better hold on tight!
  
• Ain't no time to figure out directions racin' with the wind, you better hold on tight.
  

Original Lyrics:
And your rushin' headlong.

• And your Russian chez-longue.
  
• Anti-Russian hand job
• Anti-Russian head-lock
• Get your Russian hands off!
• Get your rushin' hands off
• Grab your Russian hedgehog.
• Have a Russian head job
• It's your Russian eggnog
• You're a Russian head lawn
  

Original Lyrics:
Hoop diddy diddy, hoop diddy do

• Boob titty titty, boob tittty boob
  

Original Lyrics:
He used to be a man with a stick in his hand
Hoop diddy diddy - hoop diddy do
She used to be a woman with a hot dog stand
Hoop diddy diddy - hoop diddy do.

• He used to be a man with a stick in his hair
  Oop diddy diddy, oop diddy do
  She used to be a woman with a hot dog stare
  Oop diddy diddy, oop diddy do.
  
• He used to be a man with his dick in his hand
  

Original Lyrics:
It aint no time to figure wroong from right
Cause reason's out the window, better hold on tight

• It aint no time to figure out from right
  Freezin down the wind you better hold on tight.
  

Original Lyrics:
Now you got soup in the laundry bag
Now you've got strings your gonna loose your rag

• Now you got soup in the laundry bag
  Now they strings you gonna lose your head
  
• Now you got Sue in the laundry bag
  Now they got Sting you gonna lose your band
  
• Now you got sued by the laundromat.
  

Original Lyrics:
You've got a new goal.

• You've got a Yugo.
  
• You've got a new girl.
  
• You've got a new goat.
  

I Want It All.

Original Lyrics:
Adventure seeker on an empty street.

• Adventure seagull on an empty street
  
• Mashed up seagulls on an empty street
  
• Messed up seagulls on an empty street
  
• Wrecked up seagulls on an empty street
  
• An evening sleeper on an empty seat
  

Original Lyrics:
Just an alley creeper light on his feet.

• Just a nelly cleaver light on his feet.
  

Original Lyrics:
Listen all you people come gather round

• Listen naughty people come gather round
  

I Want To Break Free

Original Lyrics:
I want to break free.

• Abran el refri (In Spanish, the misheard lyrics means: 'Open the refrigerator.')
• I want the referee.

Original Lyrics:
God knows, God knows I've fallen in love.

• God knows, God knows my mother-in-law.
  

I'm Going Slightly Mad.

Original Lyrics:
My kettle is boiling over.

• His cattle are falling over.
  

Original Lyrics:
I'm going slightly mad.

• I'm an unsightly man.
  

Original Lyrics:
I'm one card short of a full deck.

• I'm one cut short of a full deck.
  

I'm In Love With My Car

Original Lyrics:
I'd rather buy me a new carburetor.

• Got a Barbie and a car named Loretta.
  

If You Can't Beat Them

Original Lyrics:
Keep your fingers off of my money.

• Keep your big ass off of my money.
  

Original Lyrics:
You're taking me out to wine and dine me
Trying to wind me round and around
And bind me to your legal contract. Ha ha!

• You're taking me out to an indictment
  Trying to whine me round and around
  and fight me to your little contract, ha ha!
  

It's A Kind Of Magic

Original Lyrics:
It's a kind of magic

• It's a cadilladic
  
• Mexicano magic
  

Original Lyrics:
No mortal man

• No more, old man.
  

Original Lyrics:
We'll soon be gone.

• Will sir be gone?

Keep Yourself Alive

Original Lyrics:
Grow a little bigger.

• Go little nigger.
  

Original Lyrics:
In any window any day

• In innuendo any day
  

Original Lyrics:
Keep yourself alive.

• Jesus never lies.
  
• Jesus tells a lie
  
• Keep the dream alive.
  
• Me, myself and I
  

Original Lyrics:
Well, I sold a million mirrors in a shop in Alley Way.

• Well, I sold a million mirrors in a sharpened alleyway.
  
• Well I sold a million mirrors in a shopping alleyway.
  

Killer Queen

Original Lyrics:
'Let them eat cake,' she said, just like Marie Antoinette.

• 'Kept in a case,' she said, just like Marie Antoinette.
• 'Let them eat cake', she screams Just like Murray's Aunt Winette.
  

Original Lyrics:
A built-in remedy for Khruschev and Kennedy.

• A building, a remedy, the first job a vanity.
  
• A built-in remedy for Kruschev's virginity.
  
• A built-in remedy
  For Christian virginity.
• Build in, rebel in
  Cruise job, Connecticut.
• Buildin' a remedy
  For Chris Jive's insanity.
• Building a remedy for Khruschev and Kennedy.
  Building a reville for cruise java enemy.Gustav E. Kennedy
• Cruise job at Cape Kennedy.
  

Original Lyrics:
For cars, she couldn't care less

• Because she could care less.
• But God, she couldn't care less.
  
  

Original Lyrics:
Well-versed in etiquette

• Belfast, Connecticut
• Reversed Connecticut
• Well-fasten etiquette
  

Original Lyrics:
Met a man from China.
Went down to Geisha Minah.

• Black hat vagina
• Bought herself a Mynah
  Kept it in her vagina.
• Little man can try now.
  
• Little man from China
  'Bout time to get your minor.
  
• Little man's vagina
  

Original Lyrics:
Dynamite with a laser beam

• Bop bop she got nicotine
• Did it with a lesbian
• Dynamite with a cheddar cheese
• Dynamite with a les-e-bian
  
• Dynamite with a-lace-a-pea.
• Panama with a laser beam.
• Sabotaged by a laser beam
  
• Satisfied by a laser beam
  
  

Original Lyrics:
A built-in remedy for Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation you can't decline
She's a killer queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Met a man from China, went down to Geisha Minah
For cars, she couldn't care less
At the drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussycat
Temporarily out of gas
Absolutely drive you wild.

• Buildin' a remedy for crushed hair virginity
  Anytime an invitation you can decline
  She's a Killer Queen
  Gunned down by the guillotine
  Little man from China, went to Asia Min Because she couldn't care less
  Late at night, she's a thrilling act
  gentle as a pussy cat
  Momentarily out of action
  Temporarily satisfied and
  Absolutely drive you wild.
  

Original Lyrics:
Fastidious and precise

• But 60% precise
  
• But you did say precise?
• Continue to stand precise.
  

Original Lyrics:
Drop of a hat, she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild.

• Drop of a hat, she's a silly cat
  Playful as a pussy cat
  Momentarily out of action
  Temporarily out of tact
  Guaranteed to drive you wild.
  
• Drop of a hat, she's a swilly gas
  Plyful as a pussy cat
  Momentarily out of action
  Temporarily have a sanction
  Absolutely drive you wild.
• Late at night, she's a thrilling act
  Playful as a pussy cat
  Momentarily out of action
  Temporarily satisfaction
  Absolutely drive you wild.
  

Original Lyrics:
Gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, anytime

• Goodbye virginity, down and out with a laser beam, anytime
• Goodbye to cherry tree
  
• Gunpowder jeopardy
  
• Goodbye to the chubby cheese
• Got by eternity
  
• Got by the turpentine
  
• Cut my ability
  
• Got my ability
  
• Got my cheddar cheese
  
• Got my virginity.
  
• Got that agility
  
• Got that eternity.
  
• Got that identity
  
• Got to find injepatine.
  
• Grandfather Cheddar Cheese
  
• Grunting agility
  Dynamite up a lesbian
  
• Guarenteed agility
  
• Gunfight agility
  
• Gunpowder jeopardy
  
• Gunfire and turpentine
  
• Gunfire, Maybellene
  Dynamite with a lasa bean
• Gunpowder, cheddar cheese
  
• Gunpowder, nicotine
• Gunpowder, terpantine
  Dynamite with a lazer beam
• Gunpower carousine
  Dinamo with a tazerbeam.
• Gunpower, jelly teens
  Dynamite with a lace of beads
• Kung Pao, longevity
  
• Gun power, jelly bean
  Dynamite with a lazy bee.
• Pac-Man Agility
• Cut by the guillotine
• Got by longevity.
• Goodbye to Jimmy Dean
• Goodbye to Jeopardy
  Panama with a laser beam.
• Got by Nativity
• Got that at seventeen.
• Got that agility
• rockin' on in the mezzanine,
• Gunfire, ingenity
  Down and out with a laserbeam.
  
• Gunned down by the guillotine
  
• Goodbye, virginity.
  
• Gumballs and turpentine
  
• Gunpowder, guillotine.
  
• Gunpowder, turpentine.
  
• Killed by the guillotine
  Dynamite and a laser beam

Original Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen

• She's a milling bean
  
• She's a chilling bean.
• She's a kissing queen
  
• She's a kisser, Queen

Original Lyrics:
Her purfume came natrually from Paris
For cars she couldn't care less.
Fastidious and precise

• Her perfume came naturally from Paris
  Because she couldn't care less.
• Perfume came naturally from Paris
  The cost, she couldn't care less.
• Perfume came naturally from parise
  Because she couldn't guess
  Mysterious and precise.
  
• Fastidious and precise

Original Lyrics:
Recommended at the price

• Recommend an epithet
  

Original Lyrics:
She keeps Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she said, just like Marie Antoinette.

• She keeps 'More Ways to Shadonon' in her pretty cabinet
  
• She keeps 'em always sharpened, in her pretty cabinet
  'Goodbye to Spain', she said, just like Marie Antoinette.
  
• She keeps a Moe and a Shemp In a pretty cabinet.
  
• She keeps a hoe and a shovel in a pretty cabinet.
• She keeps a moe and a shovel in a pretty cabinet
• She keeps a moe and a shundle in a pretty cabinet.
  
• She keeps a mohair Chanel in a pretty cabinet
  
• She keeps a mohair reshandle In a pretty cabinet.
  
• She keeps a mole and a shovel In her pretty cabinet.
  
• She keeps a moon and a shovel in her pretty cabinet.
  
• She keeps a mower and a shovel in a pretty cabinet
  
• She keeps her Moet in Shandon, in a pretty cabinet.
  
• She keeps her Mohair Sandals in a pretty cabinet
  
• She keeps moaning and chanting in her pretty cabinet.
  
• She keeps mole weed and condos In a pretty cabinet.
  
• She keeps mowers and handguns in her pretty cabinet
  
• She keeps the hallway and sandals in a pretty cabinet.
  

Original Lyrics:

She keeps a Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet
A built-in remedy for Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation you can't decline
Well versed in etiquette
She's a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine
Met a man from China, went down to Geisha Minah
For cars, she couldn't care less
At the drop of a hat she's as willing as
Temporarily out of gas
Insatiable an appetite.

• She keeps a moden shovel in her pretty cabinet
  Buildin' a revety, for first star virginity
  At anytime and invitation you can take kind
  Reversed in etiquette
  She's a killer queen, got that agility
  Little man from China, forgot to get your mind up
  Forgot she couldn't care less
  Drop a van, she's a vreally gat
  Temporarily out of tat/that/touch
  They say she put up an appetite.
  

Original Lyrics:
Drop of a hat

• Two rubber vats

Original Lyrics:
Wanna try?

• What a drag
  

Las Palabras De Amor (The Words Of Love)

Original Lyrics:
It's you I adore.

• It's you or the door.
  

Lazing On a Sunday Afternoon

Original Lyrics:
Fridays, I go painting in the Louvre.

• Fridays, I go painting in the nude.
  

Life Is Real (Song For Lennon)

Original Lyrics:
Torsos in my closet.

• Tossers in my closet.
  

Living On My Own

Original Lyrics:
Dee do de de dee do de de
I get so lonely lonely lonely lonely yeah
Got to be some good times ahead .

• Little old lady, little old lady
  I get so lonely lonely lonely lonely yeah
  Got to bash some git on the head.
  

Love Of My Life

Original Lyrics:
Because you don't know what it means to me.

• Because you don't know what it steams to me.
  

Original Lyrics:
Ooh, Back, hurry back.
Don't take it away from me.

• Dad, furry dad.
  
• Ooh, hairy back, hairy back
  Don't shave it away from me.
  
  

March Of The Black Queen

Original Lyrics:
Forget your singalongs and your lullabies.

• Forget your seminars and your lullabies.
  

Original Lyrics:
Put me in the cellar with the naughty boys.

• Put me in the cellar with a nutty bar.
  

Original Lyrics:
Now I got a bellyfull

• Now I got a Betty Ford
  

Mr. Roboto

Original Lyrics:
Secret, secret
I got a secret.

• Cigarette, cigarette
  I got a cigarette.
  

My Fairy King

Original Lyrics:
And baby lambs where Samson dares

• And baby lambs wear satin vests.
  .

Need Your Loving Tonight

Original Lyrics:
I'm too exhausted to start a fight.

• I'm two weeks, saucy, to start a fight.
  

Nevermore

Original Lyrics:
Listen to the breeze, whisper to me please
Don't send me to the path of nevermore.

• Listen to the breeze, whisper to me please
  Don't send me to the bathroom nevermore.
  

Now I'm Here

Original Lyrics:
America's new bride to be

• A Martina McBride to be
• I'm married 'cause you lied to me
  

Original Lyrics:
Down in the dungeon with Peaches and me.

• Down in the dungeon where creatures are mean.
  
• Down in the dungeon with Peters and Lee
  

Original Lyrics:
Go, go, go, little Queenie!

• Go, go, go, little Biddy!

Original Lyrics:
And the light of the night burned bright.

• The eye of the diaper bright
  

One Vision

Original Lyrics:
A cold wind blows and a dark rain falls
And in my heart, it shows.

• He's got Golden Globes and a duckling falls
  And they've got Pauly Shore.
  

Original Lyrics:
One vision

• Hot chicken
  

Original Lyrics:
Look what they've done to my dreams.

• Look what they've done to Mike Reid.
  

Original Lyrics:
One heart, one soul, just one solution

• On heart, one soul, just one sore loser
  

Original Lyrics:
One flesh, one bone, one true religion!

• Ta-ta-ta just one true vision!
  

One Year Of Love

Original Lyrics:
I'm a prisoner of love inside you.

• I'm a president of love inside you.
  

Passing The Open Window

Original Lyrics:
Just keep passing the open window.

• Just keep blasting the open window.
  

Play The Game

Original Lyrics:
This is your life, don't play hard-to-get.

• This is your life, don't play hockey games.
  

Princes Of The Universe

Original Lyrics:
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings.

• I am a model, I have inside me bloddy knees.
• I am immortal, I have inside me a lot of kings.
  
• I am immortal, I have unsightly blood of kings.
  
• I am the mortar
  I have inside me blood of kings.
  

Original Lyrics:
We're the princes of the universe.

• We're the princes of the you elders.
  
• We're the princess of the universe.
  

Original Lyrics:
But I can prove 'em wrong,
'cause I'm right first time

• But I can throw a rock,
  'cause I'm rightful Stein
  

Original Lyrics:
Fighting to survive in a world with the darkest power

• Fighting to survive in a war with the Doctors power
  

Original Lyrics:
Here we are.
Born to be kings.
We're the Princes of the Universe

• Here we are.
  Born to be kings
  With the graces of the years inversed
  

Original Lyrics:
Take me to the future of your world.

• Take me to the future, Obi-wan.
  

Radio Ga Ga

Original Lyrics:
All I hear is Radio Ga Ga
Radio Goo Goo
Radio Ga Ga.

• All I see is tubby-o ha ha
  Naughty old Noo-Noo
  Tubby-o ha ha.
  
• All we hear is radio da da
  All we need is radio ca ca
  All we need is radio ca ca
  
• Over here is Radio Ga Ga
  
• Paul Revere. Radio Ga Ga
  

Original Lyrics:
Radio, what's new?

• Radio was new.
  

Original Lyrics:
You've had the time
You've had the power
You've yet to have
Your finest hour.

• You heard the cry
  You heard the call
  You've answered well
  The fight is on.
  
• You're out of time
  You're out of power
  You yelled to find
  The final tower.
  

Original Lyrics:
We watched the shows, we watched the stars
On videos for hours and hours.

• We watched the Stones, we watched the stars
  On videos for hours and hours.
  

Ride The Wild Wind

Original Lyrics:
It ain't dangerous enough for me.

• Tame the world just for me.
  

Save Me

Original Lyrics:
I have no real intent.

• I have no feelings now.
  
• I have no real dessert.
  

Original Lyrics:
Is nothing but a sham, it seems.

• Is nothing but a shamacy.
  

Original Lyrics:
It started off so well
They said we made a perfect pair.

• It started off so well
  But I made a puppet pal.
  
• Said the maid of puppet land.
  
• Said the man in puffy pants.
  

Original Lyrics:
Save me, save me.

• Sailing, sailing
  
• Sally, Sally
  
• Shave me
  

Original Lyrics:
The years of care and loyalty
Were nothing but a sham it seems.

• The tears of care and loyalty
  Nothing but a shattered sea.
  

Original Lyrics:
To start again with somebody new
Was it all wasted
All that love?

• To start again with somebody new
  Does it always take
  All I've got?
  
• To start again with somebody new
  Like you always do oh, that hurt.
  

Original Lyrics:
Years of care and loyalty
Were nothing but a sham, it seems.

• Years of care and loyalty
  Nothing but a shattered scene.
  

Scandal

Original Lyrics:
They'll have us hung in the air.

• He'll have his tongue in the air.
  

Seaside Rendezvous

Original Lyrics:
We'll ride aboard an omnibus and then the casino.

• We'll rob a bus and then a casino.
  

Seven Seas Of Rhye

Original Lyrics:
By flash and thunder fire and I'll survive

• A flash of thunder thigh and I'll survive
  
• By flash of thunder and fire
  Lousy lies, lousy lies, lousy lies.
  
• By flashy thunder Negro, and apple pie!
  

Original Lyrics:
Do and I'll die

• Do it out loud
  
• Dobeladaaaa
  

Original Lyrics:
Bring before me what is mine.

• Drink before me what is wine.
  

Original Lyrics:
Hear me, you Lord and Lady Preachers.

• Hear me, you Lord and Lady creatures.
  

Original Lyrics:
I challenge the mighty titan and his troubadours

• I challenge the mighty Titan and his super dwarves
  
• I challenge the mighty Titan, Elvin Tibideau. ( Elvin Tibideau is a character on t 'The Cosby Show')
• I challenge the mighty tight hens and their stupid doors
  
• I challenge the mighty titan and his stupid horse
  
• I swallow the Monty Python and his troubadours.
  

Original Lyrics:
I swear that you'll be mine
The Seven Seas of Rhye.

• I swear that you'll be mine
  You seven seas of rhye.
  
• I swear you'll be divine
  You seven-season fly.
  

Original Lyrics:
Storm the master-marathon I'll fly through.

• Still the mustard miracle I've lied through.
  

Original Lyrics:
Then I'll defy the laws of nature and come out alive!

• Then I'll surrender, with Kubilai Khan!
  

Original Lyrics:
Sister
I live and lie for you, Mister
Do and I'll die.

• Sister
  I live a life for you, Mister
  Doing the dyes.
  

Sheer Heart Attack

Original Lyrics:
Real cardiac

• Queer party act
  

Some Day One Day

Original Lyrics:
A misty castle waits for you
And you shall be a queen.

• A mistycal soul watis for you
  And you shall be a queen.
  

Original Lyrics:
No star can light our way in this cloud of dark and fear.

• No star can light our way in this cloudy darkened field.
  

Somebody To Love

Original Lyrics:
Each morning I get up, I die a little.
can barely stand on my feet

• Each mornin' I get up, I'm tired of it all.
  
• Each morning I get on my darling,
  can hardly stand on my feet
  
• Each morning I get on my diet
  Can't barely stand on my feet.
  
• Each morning I get on my toilet
  Can't barely stand on my feet
  
• Each morning I get out my violin.
  
• Each morning I get out of my daelek
• He's getting the phone up and dialing.
• Each morning I get out my diaphragm
  

Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants to put me down. .
They say I'm crazy.

• Everybody wants a crocodile.
  
• Everybody wants a puppy dog.
• Everybody wants to boogie down
  
• Everybody wants a crocodile
  And a bowl of Shreddies.

Original Lyrics:
Find me somebody to love, find...

• Find me somebody to love bite.
  

Original Lyrics:
I spent all my years in believing you.

• I spin on my ears and believe in you.
  
  

Staying Power

Original Lyrics:
Let's catch on to the groove

• Let's get John to the groove
  

Stone Cold Crazy

Original Lyrics:
Shooting people that I meet.

• Shooting people that are mean.
  

Teo Torriatte

Original Lyrics:
In the quiet of the night
Let our candle always burn.

• In the quiet of the night
  Let our kettle always burn.
  

The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke

Original Lyrics:
And the nymph in yellow
Let's see the master-stroke.

• And the nymph in yellow
  Let's eat asbestos.
  

The Invisible Man

Original Lyrics:
John Deacon

• Doug Dieken (played left tackle for the Cleveland Browns in the late seventies and early eighties)

Original Lyrics:
Brian May, Brian May!

• Right lane, right lane!
  

Original Lyrics:
Roger Taylor

• Rob ya, tailor!
  

The Loser In The End

Original Lyrics:
You've got to be the loser in the end.

• You've got 'Tubby the loser' in the end.
  

The Miracle

Original Lyrics:
Captain Cook and Cain and Abel.

• Captain Kirk and Cain and Abel.
  

The Show Must Go On

Original Lyrics:
I guess I'm learning
I must be warmer now.

• I guess I'm learning
  I must be woman now.
  

Original Lyrics:
In the pantomime

• In these pants of mine
  

Original Lyrics:
Inside my heart is braking
My makeup may be flaking
But my smile still stays on.

• Outside my heart is making
  The makeup that is faking
  On my smile that still stays on.
  

. Original Lyrics:
Show must go on.

• You must go home

These Are the Days of our Lives

Original Lyrics:
They've flown in the swiftness of time

• The golden perswiftness of time
  

Tie Your Mother Down

Original Lyrics:
Get my act all tight.

• Get my ass on tight.
  

Original Lyrics:
Got my timin' right
I got my act all tight.

• Got my turnip right
  I got my axe all tight.
  

Original Lyrics:
I've got a sweetheart hand
To put a stop to that tonight.

• I've got a sweet-eyed man
  To stalk to all night.
  

Original Lyrics:
Take your brother swimming with a brick that's all right

• Take your little brother and swing him around
  

Under Pressure

Original Lyrics:
Chippin' around
Kick my brains 'round the floor

• Hanging around
  With my brains on the floor
• Hitching a ride
  With my french fries on the floor!
  
• Jumpin' around
  like a park ranger on the floor

Original Lyrics:
Insanity laughs under pressure we`re breaking.

• No satellite large and the pressure went lurking.
  
• On Saturday night Under pressure We're breaking.
  

Original Lyrics:
Kick my brains 'round the floor.

• Rump ranger on the floor.
  

Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pushing down on you, no man ask for.

• Russia, pushing down on me
  Pushing down on you, no man ask for.
  

Original Lyrics:
Sat on the fence, but it don't work.

• Sat on your face, but it don't hurt.
  

We Are The Champions

Original Lyrics:
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end.

• And we'll keep on farting 'til the end.
  

Original Lyrics:
We are the champions.

• Be unattractive.
• We are the Tempest.
• We are the tramp guns.
• We are the trapguns
  

Original Lyrics:
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise.

• But I've shared my bed with Moses
  And pleasured Jews.
  
• But it's been no bed of roses
  No flesh or bruise.
  
• But it's been no better frozen
  No pleasure cruise.
  
• But it's no bed of roses
  No flesh of cruel
  

Original Lyrics:
Couldn't we just go on and on and on and on?

• Couldn't we just go bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling?
  

Original Lyrics:
On and on and on and on.

• Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold.
  

Original Lyrics:
You brought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it

• I brought you fame and fortune
  And everything but gold with it
  

Original Lyrics:
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race, and I ain't gonna lose.

• I consider it a challenge for the whole human race, so I'll better lose.
  

Original Lyrics:
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face.But I've come through

• I've had my sales van kicked in my face.
  
• I've had my share of bad kicks in my day
  But I've gotten through
  
• I've had my share of fat kids in my face
  But I've come through.
  
• I've had my share of kicks in the pants
  But I've come through.
  
• I've had my shellsuit kicked in my face
  But I've come through.
  
• I've had my shouts and kicked in my face
  
• I've had my shelves and kicks in my face but I've come through
  
• I've had my sheriff's hand kicked in my face, but I've come through.
• I've had my share of sad kicks in my face
  But I've come through.
  

Original Lyrics:
I've paid my dues, time after time.

• I've paid my Jews, time after time.
  
• I've paid my juice.
  

Original Lyrics:
I've taken my vows
And my curtain calls.

• I've taken my bowls
  And my curtain cars.
  
• I've taken my bows
  And my cut-in calls.
  
• I've taken my vows and my cat and claws.
  

Original Lyrics:
No pleasure cruise

• No pressure cruels
  

Original Lyrics:
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions.

• No time Fallujah
  'Cause we are the champions.
  
• Nobody loses 'cause we are the champions.
  
• Those are the losers, 'cause we are the champions.
  

Original Lyrics:
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions. We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world.

• We are the tampons, my friends
  And we'll keep on fighting till the end
  We are the tampons. We are the tampons
  No time for losers
  'Cause we are the tampons of the world.
  

Original Lyrics:
And bad mistakes, I made a few.

• You baked me steaks, I ate a few.
  

We Will Rock You

Original Lyrics:
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day.

• Bleeding with your eyes gonna make you zombies one day.
• Eatin' all your rice
  Gonna get you some fish someday.
  
• Gonna make you so mean someday.
  
• Gonna make you some beef some day
• Playin' with your eyes gonna make a zombe someday
  

Original Lyrics:
You got blood on your face, you're a big disgrace.

• Blood on your face, you big dick face
  
• Blood on your face, gonna spit in your face.
• You got blood on your face, make's us crace
  
• You got butter on your face, you big disgrace
  
• You got mud on your face, big mistake
  
• You got mud on your face, from your big disc brakes
  Kickin' your cat all over the place
  
• You've got blood on your face
  You big disgrace
  Somebody better push a bag into your face.
• Mud on your face
  Big disk brakes
• 
  

Original Lyrics:
Make a big noise playin' in the street, gonna be a big man someday.

• Have a big nice day in the street, gonna be a big man some day.
  

Original Lyrics:
Kickin' your can all over the place

• Kickin' your cat all over the place
  
• Kickin' your cattle all over the place.
  
• Kickin' your kind all over the place.
  
• Kit in your can all over the place.
• Shaking your can all over the place
  

Original Lyrics:
Gonna make you some peace some day

• Gonna mush ya some peas some day
  

Original Lyrics:
Somebody better put you back into your place.

• Somebody better push a bag into your face.
  
• Somebody better put your bag into your place.
  
• Somebody's mum's a bitchin' bag, in your face
  

Original Lyrics:
Wavin' your banner all over the place

• Wavin' your bladder all over the place
  
• Waving your batter all over the place
  

Original Lyrics:
We will, we will rock you.

• We will, we will fuck you.
  
• We will, we will rob you
  
• We will, we will vacuum
  

Original Lyrics:
You big disgrace

• Your big dish face
  
• Your big fish face
  
• You dig this Grace?
  
• You dig this race
  
• Your things misplaced
  
• Your hip's displaced.
  

White Man

Original Lyrics:
Fought your battle with lies.

• Fought your battle with lice.
  
• Fought your battle with life.
  

Original Lyrics:
White man, white man

• Wide man, wide man
  

Who Wants To Live Forever?

Original Lyrics:
Our love must die.

• I love my style.
  

Original Lyrics:
There's no time for us
There's no place for us
What is this thing that builds our dreams yet slips away from us [...]
There's no chance for us
It's all decided for us
This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us
Who wants to live forever?

• There's no time for Ross
  There's no place for Ross
  What is this thing that builds our dreams yet slips away
  Poor Ross [...]
  There's no chance for Ross
  It's all decided for Ross
  This world has only one sweet moment set aside for Ross
  Who wants to live forever?
  

Original Lyrics:
Touch my world.

• Touch my whore.
  

Original Lyrics:
Who wants to live forever?

• Who want's to sleep with Trevor?
  

You Take My Breath Away

Original Lyrics:
You take my breath away.

• You take my breasts away.
  

You're My Best Friend

Original Lyrics:
In rain or shine, you've stood by me, girl.

• And rain or shine, you've stood by Miguel.
  

Original Lyrics:
Oooh, you're makin' me live!

• Oooh, you make me whizz!
  

Original Lyrics:
In rain or shine, you've stood by me girl.

• Rain or shine, you've still bought me gum.
  
• Rain or shine
  You stood by me, God.
  
• A rain or shine
  You stood be me, guy.
  
• You're still my bodyguard.